TheRedStranger 595 Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Got a news article that is way stranger than fiction? Here is where to post it. Check this one out: Burglary suspect kept stolen brain beneath porch and used it to get high, police say - The Washington Post - www.washingtonpost.comhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/07/16/robbery-suspect-kept-stolen-brain-beneath-porch-and-used-it-to-get-high-police-say/?campaign_id=A100&campaign_type=Email 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ByTor, Prince of Ro’den 157 Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 As my dad would say: "He's goofier than a pet raccoon." Link to post Share on other sites
WarTraveller 173 Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 (edited) Now that you mention it, I remember a new-ish channel on Youtube handles stuff like this. It's called Barshens and is basically a collab between internet entertainer/reviewer Stuart Ashen and internet cook Barry Lewis. One of the they do is called 'Sharticles' where they rip apart weird and frankly pathetic news stories from the local papers. I'll post a link to the first one and we'll see if it fits the criteria; [One F-Bomb; but otherwise all clear.] Edited July 17, 2016 by TheRedStranger Wanted to keep to site Code. Easy miss on that one naughty word. Link to post Share on other sites
TheRedStranger 595 Posted July 17, 2016 Author Share Posted July 17, 2016 Oh gosh...that first article. I can see the even more saccharine PC remake Magic School Bus now: Magic Poo-Bus. Environmentally-sound and full of $@&@. Link to post Share on other sites
WarTraveller 173 Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 3 hours ago, TheRedStranger said: Oh gosh...that first article. I can see the even more saccharine PC remake Magic School Bus now: Magic Poo-Bus. Environmentally-sound and full of $@&@. Admittedly the first episode of this is quite...weak. It's the later ones that get truly bizarre. Link to post Share on other sites
TheRedStranger 595 Posted September 10, 2016 Author Share Posted September 10, 2016 Scientists name new species of flatworm after President Obama - Fox Newshttps://apple.news/AB2cUKO7LTOG-3Wj4DV1k-A Maybe it crawls into your wallet and feeds off your hard-earned money. Link to post Share on other sites
WarTraveller 173 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 1 hour ago, TheRedStranger said: Scientists name new species of flatworm after President Obama - Fox Newshttps://apple.news/AB2cUKO7LTOG-3Wj4DV1k-A Maybe it crawls into your wallet and feeds off your hard-earned money. Nah that's the Davidtrema Cameronai strain. Link to post Share on other sites
TheRedStranger 595 Posted September 10, 2016 Author Share Posted September 10, 2016 51 minutes ago, WarTraveller said: Nah that's the Davidtrema Cameronai strain. Huh... I thought that only infected porcines. Link to post Share on other sites
WarTraveller 173 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 2 hours ago, TheRedStranger said: Huh... I thought that only infected porcines. Well how do you think it got into the porcine? Link to post Share on other sites
TheRedStranger 595 Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 On 9/10/2016 at 5:21 PM, WarTraveller said: Well how do you think it got into the porcine? By very unethical and non-consensual means... kind of like taxes. Ironically it sounds like government was an apt ecosystem for such a disease to infect. ____ Here is a whacky one! Controversial McDonald's opens in Vatican City amid cardinal protestshttp://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/01/03/controversial-mcdonalds-opens-in-vatican-city-amid-cardinal-protests.html Link to post Share on other sites
WarTraveller 173 Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 3 hours ago, TheRedStranger said: Here is a whacky one! Controversial McDonald's opens in Vatican City amid cardinal protestshttp://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/01/03/controversial-mcdonalds-opens-in-vatican-city-amid-cardinal-protests.html Eh. I'd say it was a shameless move...but it's McDonalds. That goes without saying. Though I suppose it could work to their advantage, if they do what some people in the comments suggested and use that 33K in rent to help the homeless. That IS, after all, what they keep saying they do. Link to post Share on other sites
TheRedStranger 595 Posted January 4, 2017 Author Share Posted January 4, 2017 2 hours ago, WarTraveller said: Eh. I'd say it was a shameless move...but it's McDonalds. That goes without saying. Though I suppose it could work to their advantage, if they do what some people in the comments suggested and use that 33K in rent to help the homeless. That IS, after all, what they keep saying they do. People need to eat and people need jobs. As long as Ronald McDonald does not run around up as Cardinal then it should be fine. (Though I personally think that would be hilarious. XP) Ronald: "No expects the Capitalist inquisition!" Link to post Share on other sites
WarTraveller 173 Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 30 minutes ago, TheRedStranger said: People need to eat and people need jobs. As long as Ronald McDonald does not run around up as Cardinal then it should be fine. (Though I personally think that would be hilarious. XP) Perhaps, but I'd think almost any other company than McD would have been more suitable. Link to post Share on other sites
TheRedStranger 595 Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 https://www.google.com/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/miracle-heavy-snowfall-sahara-desert-9659252.amp?client=safari Well, seems the Lord pulled a joke on us... I wonder if this 100% legit. So much for Global Warming. Don't tell Gore. Link to post Share on other sites
TheRedStranger 595 Posted January 28, 2017 Author Share Posted January 28, 2017 McDonald's Hong Kong rolls out Oreo-only menu.http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/01/27/mcdonalds-hong-kong-rolls-out-oreo-only-menu.html Link to post Share on other sites
WarTraveller 173 Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 5 hours ago, TheRedStranger said: McDonald's Hong Kong rolls out Oreo-only menu.http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/01/27/mcdonalds-hong-kong-rolls-out-oreo-only-menu.html That all sounds pretty good, actually. Link to post Share on other sites
MoKat 171 Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 I like Oreos ^.^ That Oreo Tiramisu Latte looks delicious! (Can't believe I'm saying that about something at McDonald's >.<) At least our Burger King has an Oreo milkshake and pie. *changes the subject* Woman's Body Found In Walmart Bathroom 3 Days After She Went Inside Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Arcade 176 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2017/10/06/baltimore-school-evacuated-over-pumpkin-spice-air-freshener.htmlhttp://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2017/10/06/baltimore-school-evacuated-over-pumpkin-spice-air-freshener.html This happened, this is a thing. Link to post Share on other sites
TheRedStranger 595 Posted November 4, 2017 Author Share Posted November 4, 2017 http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/11/03/msnbcs-eli-stokols-mad-trump-didnt-want-death-penalty-for-already-dead-vegas-shooter.html You got to love the liberal “news....” They are like a suicide cult. It may do a lot of coverups and PR damage control for creeps like Wienstine and donor-pining pal Chuck- “I am proud to know you Harvey” -Schumer, but ultimately they are a problem that takes care of itself. Link to post Share on other sites
MoKat 171 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 On 10/7/2017 at 12:09 AM, Mike Arcade said: http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2017/10/06/baltimore-school-evacuated-over-pumpkin-spice-air-freshener.htmlhttp://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2017/10/06/baltimore-school-evacuated-over-pumpkin-spice-air-freshener.html This happened, this is a thing. That link didn't work for me, so I found one that did. Yeah, it -is- a thing. Quote ...students and teachers on the third floor of Cristo Rey Jesuit High School started smelling something odd according to the Baltimore Sun. Bill Heiser, the school’s president, told the paper the stench seemed to be getting stronger and that several people reported difficulty breathing. Link to post Share on other sites
TheRedStranger 595 Posted January 25, 2018 Author Share Posted January 25, 2018 http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/01/25/mysterious-swiss-mummy-with-syphilis-is-boris-johnsons-relative-experts-say.html Grandpa Johnson got a bad case of Swissphylis. Link to post Share on other sites
WarTraveller 173 Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 I always thought there was something wrong with that guy. Link to post Share on other sites
TheRedStranger 595 Posted July 29, 2020 Author Share Posted July 29, 2020 https://www.foxnews.com/us/vermont-farmer-prosthetic-leg-skydiver-lost-jump What a thing to loose, and what an even more frightening thing to find. At least it did not konk any one in the head, Three Stooges style. 😁 https://www.npr.org/2020/07/28/896235721/emus-have-been-banned-for-bad-behavior-a-hotel-in-australia-s-outback-says This will be the next cause-celeb on Tumbler guys. Desegregation for disenfranchised Emus.😝 Link to post Share on other sites
IronCheeze 49 Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Does this count?🤣 @Mike Arcade Link to post Share on other sites
MoKat 171 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 If this isn't weird, I dunno what is... YouTuber records himself pooping at Nancy Pelosi’s home as a form of “peaceful protest” 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Wulfsbane 310 Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 An old one: You can rent of the country of Liechtensteinhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/apr/15/liechtenstein-hire-rental-scheme Link to post Share on other sites
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